Archive | December, 2011

Are your neighbors BUMS?

30 Dec

Is it any wonder that housing is a trainwreck?

Here on RR, we’ve talked about how banks ran amuck with mortgage paperwork, causing grief to thousands of families.

They even foreclosed on homes that were completely paid off!

Taxpayers bailed out banks, only to find that the banks are now raking in huge profits – while refusing to write mortgages for qualified families that need them.

In my book – Fanny and Freddie are “Incestuous Incompetents”. Those knuckleheads are costing taxpayers billions in losses each year with no end in sight.

Look, you didn’t have to be clairvoyant to see the bubble coming in 2008. What really bothers me is that these “highly compensated, highly educated men and women” certainly knew the what they were doing. They recognized the consequences of their action and they didn’t give a rat’s behind as long as their highly compensated status continued unabated. It’s all about the “bonuses”, baby!

Robo-signing scandals turned foreclosures on their ear.

THIS is NOT "Robo-Signing..."

Robo-signing is exactly what you think it is – some poor slob just signing paper after paper (usually for someone else) , without looking at (or verifying) the contents.

But wait, there’s more…

Banks seldom have the original paperwork that defines WHO actually owns your home.

“My lawyer asked my bank to produce an affidavit that entitled them to foreclose,” said a client of Brown’s, who lives in Harlem and also asked to remain anonymous. “They couldn’t do it.”

The case was dismissed (many of these are) without prejudice – although the lender can (and will) try again — if and when it finds the right paperwork.

These delays and “legal tricks of the trade” are harming the housing market – a market that is already operating on fumes. Everyone loses. In many cases, people who stay in homes undergoing foreclosure for years often don’t maintain the properties, because they no longer own (or have any intention of owning) the property, lowering property values in the surrounding neighborhoods.

There’s no doubt that we need banking reform. The system HAS derailed…

It’s not just the banks, folks. Three things happened simultaneously:

  • a housing bubble,
  •  a collapse in lending standards, and
  • a global liquidity panic when markets lost trust in the solvency of financial institutions.

We still don’t have consistent and coherent stabilization of the financial sector or anything resembling a fix of its bad incentives.

And please don’t kid yourself into believing the media hype that that all the lawsuits we’re seeing now are the  beginning of a “reform effort”.

It’s just a sideshow, crafted by “Congressional Carnival Barkers” looking for votes…

But it doesn’t stop there.

The face of America is changing, from hard-working middle class families…

… into people taking advantage of loopholes in order to get a free ride.

There are lot’s of reasons that people aren’t paying their mortgages;

  • They lost their jobs,
  • They’re underwater in their mortgage as property values plummet,
  • They bought more home than they could afford,

or…

They know that they can play the system and live in a nice home, for free.

Case in point:

Did you know that nationally, the average time it takes to process a foreclosure — from the first missed payment to the final foreclosure auction — has climbed to 674 days from 253 days just four years ago?

This is backed up by statistics compiled by LPS Applied Analytics.

The AVERAGE Foreclosure can take 1.8 YEARS after payments stop getting made on a home.

It takes much longer than that in Florida, where the process averages 1,027 days, nearly 3 years. In D.C., foreclosure averages 1,053 days and delinquent borrowers in New York often stay in their homes for an average of 906 days.

Many of these homeowners are staying in their homes based on a loophole, a legal trick or a technicality.

“There is rarely any dispute over whether or not they have stopped paying their mortgage…”

… said David Dunn, a partner at law firm Hogan Lovells in New York, who represents banks and other financial institutions in foreclosure cases.

“In my experience, they never say, ‘I’m not delinquent’ or ‘I want to pay my bill but I’m confused over who to send it to,’ or ‘Oh my God, you mean I didn’t pay my mortgage?’ They’re not in technical default. They’re in default because they’re not paying,” he said.

In “everyday America”, it’s become acceptable not to pay your bills, simply “because you don’t want to”…

In fact I hear people cheering each other on and sharing tips about how to skate.

“I have an out… I found a loophole! Stick it to the man…”

I recently read this, from some jerk named “Gerald” bragging about HOW he was screwing the banks and all of US:

This has been a real boom for myself and my family. I stopped paying on my primary residence, as well as two apartment buildings that I own. My tenants have continued paying the rent, with a couple of exceptions that I was able to chase out.
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(Note that while he’s a willing deadbeat, he’s quick to get rid of renters doing likewise…)
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With the money I saved, I was able to purchase 2 other rental properties that were distressed sales. Because of the nature of the sales, I was able to pay in full for the properties with cash.
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At this point, I really don’t care if they foreclose on my original properties. This whole situation has really been a blessing to my family. The rent checks I receive now go directly into a college fund for my children, as well as a nice winter vacation for my wife and I in Florida.
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Life is good!
I reminded Gerald (and everyone else voicing this same sentiment) that they’re screwing America. It’s this mindset that is part of  WHY we can’t get mortgages for our families.

They seem to forget that ultimately, Congress doesn’t take responsibility for anything. They just shift the load to the taxpayer’s backs… backs that are already strained.

Um… Isn’t that part of HOW America found itself in the sorry predicament it’s in?

I’m getting email from families that want to build ISBU homes that have stopped paying their mortgages… simply because they no longer feel like “it’s required”…

“Why should I pay? My property values are falling. My neighbors aren’t paying their mortgages either!”

I send them away.

If their ethics allow them to turn their backs on their own honor, I don’t want to reward them for it by helping them build an ISBU home. Sure, they get mad. So what? If we’re measured by our friends, I want to know that mine are at least reliable.

And don’t get me started on “sniffing the rotten apple of Moral Leadership”.

People emulate what they see…

… and what we’re seeing coming out of the Beltway is “people scrambling to put a good spin on broken eggs served up with a side of  broken promises”. 

As this New Year dawns, I ask each of you to think about where you live, HOW you live, and how it’s reflected on (or AT) by your neighbors.

Even IF you are doing everything right – being responsible and reliable, even accountable – your neighbors can cause you grief and there’s not a thing that you can do about it.

Yet another reason to think strongly about building that Corten Castle in the foothills, mortgage free and ready to stand the test of time.

As Americans  prepare for the 2012 elections, we don’t know WHAT is on the horizon.

Many of our RR families are building homes to allow them more independence, more safety and more peace of mind, as the economy, unemployment, inflation and hardship embrace America in icy clutches.

Anyone who says that they can predict the future… is probably nuts. That ranks right up there with people who claim they’re building “hurricane-proof homes”…

But what we do know is that our responsibility is to keep our families safe from harm…

As we begin the New Year, let’s be careful out there…

Giving Thanks during the Holidays

26 Dec

Someone shared this with me – as they reflected on all they have to be thankful for this Holiday Season.

It did strike home, so I thought I’d share it with you;

I Am Thankful

For the teenager who is complaining about doing dishes–
Because that means he is at home not on the streets.

For the taxes that I pay–
Because it means I am employed.

For the mess to clean after a party–
Because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.

For the clothes that fit a little too snug–
Because it means I have enough to eat.

For my shadow that watches me work–
Because it means I am out in the sunshine.

For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing–
Because it means I have a home.

For all the complaining I hear about the government–
Because it means we have freedom of speech.

For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot–
Because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.

For my huge heating bill–
Because it means I am warm.

For the lady behind me in church who sings off key–
Because it means I can hear.

For the pile of laundry and ironing–
Because it means I have clothes to wear.

For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day–
Because it means I have been capable of working hard.

For the alarm that goes of in the early morning hours–
Because it means I am alive.

And finally, for too much email–
Because it means I have friends who are thinking of me!

–Author unknown

We wish you Happy Holidays and many blessings!

Happy Holidays!

24 Dec

From all of us here at Renaissance Ronin…

No saber-rattling today…


We wish for you and your family the very happiest of  Holidays and a Happy New Year!

PS. We’re having venison for dinner tomorrow…

It’s being home-delivered… tonight! :)

“Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer…

Had a very crunchy crust…”

Image Credit: Courtesy of the elves at Google Images!

Here’s an early Christmas Gift for you!

19 Dec

In a brief sidestep away from ISBU Homes in America, let’s not forget why we are able to build them here…

God bless Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, all of our troops and veterans, and God bless the United States of  America!

He’s in good company;

Chuck Norris has been awarded this title as well, after serving in the Air Force.

As Oklahoma boy, Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris  literally went from “a 98 pound weakling” serving in the US Air Force as a Security Policeman to an 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do and many World Championships.

After that, he made a career out of kicking the crap out of bad guys on film. All along the way, he never forgot his roots, even fathering the “Kick Drugs out of America” campaign.

Here’s some facts about ‘ole Chuck.

(And before you ask… Yes, I wrote this whole post, just so I could share that link with you…) :)

Before we go…

… here’s Gary Sinese giving a speech about his thoughts on America. I think you’ll find it quite stirring…

Gary isn’t just an actor or a bass player…

Gary Sinise Foundation

“At the Gary Sinise Foundation, we serve our Nation by honoring our defenders, veterans, first responders, their families, and those in need. We do this by creating and supporting unique programs designed to entertain, educate, inspire, strengthen, and build communities.”

I gotta tell you, Gary is one of my favorite people… And, he plays a mean bass guitar, too!

You can support Gary and OUR TROOPS by clicking HERE.

But this post is about Kris. Here’s Kris doing what he does best…

As the Holidays approach, I want you to think about what lies ahead for your family as America proceeds down the path laid out for it by “it’s protectors” on the Hill…

Do everything that you can to make this the BEST Holiday Season ever…

Count your blessings! Hugs your kids. Be nice to the wife! If things get much worse, it may be the last one we have, for a while…

We are headed for difficult times, folks. Obama’s signing the Defense Authorization Bill into law (despite his promises to veto it) was just the beginning.

And now for the  musical part of the program…

No! You ain’t gettin’ no stinkin’ Jingle Freakin’ Bells, around here! :)

Shipwrecked in the 80′s…

Help me make it through the night…

Looking for a great ISBU Stocking Stuffer?

16 Dec

As Santa piles stuff into that cargo container he calls a SLEIGH…

I’m getting email from people who are finding cool ways to take some of his load off…

One of our readers, “D” just sent me this email:

Hi there,
I just printed out your book for my boyfriend who would like to build with steel containers on some rural land.

We are both intrigued with them and both of us have experience in building houses. I am an unusual interior designer, in that I am not interested in selling couches to people, but in space planning and affordable housing using innovative materials and small crews.

He will get your book in a binder with places for notes, ideas photos and more plans. What a Christmas stocking stuffer!

Thanks
“D

What a cool idea! Got a relative or friend that has a lust for Corten Steel like we do?

Send ‘em a copy of ;

“Introduction to Container Homes and Buildings!”

The book price will NEVER be this low again! Call it our Holiday Gift to YOU!

The link is right over there on the upper right side of your sidebar. Click the BLUE Book! :)

Are you dreaming of a White Christmas?

15 Dec

While we all get ready for Santa to make his appearance:

How many of you are traveling this Christmas Holiday season?

Let me remind you, it ain’t safe out there… some of the people you’re gonna encounter are CRAZY! :)

Let’s take a stroll thru “I’m a complete Holidaze (intended) nut-job…” shall we?

20 ridiculous complaints made by holiday merry-makers;

(1) A visitor at the Wild Animal Park was in a tour bus overlooking a waterhole.  He spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his holiday vacation by making his partner (who shared the visage) later laugh at him repeatedly, and the whole experience left him feeling  “inadequate”.

(2) A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by the hotel staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

(3) “The beach was too sandy.”

(4) A guest dining in the hotel restaurant  complained that his soup was too thick and way too strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

(5) “Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”

(6) “We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five bucks  from a street vendor, only to find out they were fakes.”

(7) “No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”

(8) “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.”

(9) “My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

(10) “I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.”

(11) “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?”

(12) “There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.”

(13) “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”

(14) “We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.”

(15) “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

(16) “I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite.”

(17) “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

(18) “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be banned.”

(19) “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”

(20) “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.”

There you have it.

People are nuts. Hope you ain’t one of ‘em! If you are… stay home, okay?

We wish for you the Merriest of Christmas’s, Happy Holidays and a Hanukkah that surpasses all your hopes and dreams.

Holiday “Miracle” or Grinched?

7 Dec

Hey, I know this is “off-topic”;

…but I want to hear about any and all things you guys and gals  have found out there that will  help make the Holidays better for our families.

I don’t care if it’s an “atta boy” or an “OMG”, I want to hear about it.

This is going to be a very tough year for many of our families. Let’s band together to make it as happy and bright as possible, huh?

I want you the share both your triumphs and your tragedies.

Found a great item or reseller? Tell us!

Found a scoundrel that needs a good lump of coal in their stocking? Tell us that too!

Who’s gonna be first?

And just wait till my turn!  Boy, do I have a doozy for you!

 

 

Glass Salads… what?

3 Dec

Many of my building families are building “out there on the edge”…  in places where a bit more thought is taken on, before planting seeds.

For instance, that ISBU Homestead feels like paradise, until the deer and squirrels eat your garden.

Then, you’re thinking had about making trips into town, to stock up on things you thought you had covered.

Me? I’m thinking about eating well-fed venison, but hey…

The folks over at windowfarms.org have your back though.

They’re teaching people to grow “window farms”.

(What did you think they were gonna teach – YOGA?) ;)

Quote from npr.org: (Do you support NPR.Org. If not, WHY not?) :)

The window farms Web site provides instructions on how to put together a system that grows three plants. The materials will cost about $30 — and not all of them are traditional gardening supplies: water bottles, an aquarium air pump, air valve needles (like the kind you use to pump up a basketball), and a hanging system designed for displaying art.

Riley says that putting recycled consumer goods to use is an important part of the DIY ethic.

“We’re kind of showing that we can actually get really, really far using things that we already have available to us as consumers,” she says.

ISBU homes usually have significant expanses of glass to let the outside in.

Now, you can have the best of both worlds.

I highly recommend that you head over to Windowfarms.org and check it out.

Look at the pretty pictures and then click “Build Your Own” at the bottom. :)

image credit: Julie Makarova

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