Are you dreaming of a White Christmas?

15 Dec

While we all get ready for Santa to make his appearance:

How many of you are traveling this Christmas Holiday season?

Let me remind you, it ain’t safe out there… some of the people you’re gonna encounter are CRAZY! 🙂

Let’s take a stroll thru “I’m a complete Holidaze (intended) nut-job…” shall we?

20 ridiculous complaints made by holiday merry-makers;

(1) A visitor at the Wild Animal Park was in a tour bus overlooking a waterhole.  He spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his holiday vacation by making his partner (who shared the visage) later laugh at him repeatedly, and the whole experience left him feeling  “inadequate”.

(2) A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by the hotel staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

(3) “The beach was too sandy.”

(4) A guest dining in the hotel restaurant  complained that his soup was too thick and way too strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

(5) “Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”

(6) “We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five bucks  from a street vendor, only to find out they were fakes.”

(7) “No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”

(8) “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.”

(9) “My fiancĂ© and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

(10) “I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.”

(11) “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?”

(12) “There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.”

(13) “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”

(14) “We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.”

(15) “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

(16) “I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite.”

(17) “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

(18) “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be banned.”

(19) “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”

(20) “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.”

There you have it.

People are nuts. Hope you ain’t one of ’em! If you are… stay home, okay?

We wish for you the Merriest of Christmas’s, Happy Holidays and a Hanukkah that surpasses all your hopes and dreams.