Welcome back!
To another exciting episode of:
“What’s that Shipping Container Idiot up to now?”
The other day a friend of mine (yeah… Ronin has a friend… didn’t think it was possible, did you? Huh?) and I were talking about the number of people who subscribed to our blogs using RSS and the like.
Now SHE has about eleventy-gillion subscribers, because her blog is;
- (a) well written and readable,
- (b) very informative and…
- (c) even “catchy” and entertaining!
Plus, people actually “like” her. She teaches them really cool (and very affordable) “green stuff” to enhance their lives and brighten their day!
My blog, as we all know… is;
- rambling to the point of documented psychosis,
- incoherent to the point of wondering if I missed my med’s that day, and…
- “Excedrin Headache #205” waiting to happen to anyone foolish enough to try to digest it.
I suspect that people tune in here to watch “the train wreck” that occurs on each page… 😉
And I realized that (not unlike just about everything else on the planet) I had no clue as to how to figure out the answer. I mean, if I had all the answers, would I be living in a horrible hovel in Mississippi?
I think not. 🙂
So, I went to a forum filled with people whose brain cells actually touch each other… and asked about how one figures out these “complicated and mysterious things…”
I was recently contacted by a “programmer type” who was answering said inquiry about how I could determine the number of people whose minds I had bent… in my attempt at recruiting more “Corten Cronies…” 🙂
We traded some information, and he did a little bit of checking, and it turns out that I have over 20,000 subscribers to my RSS feed.
How he determined that, I have no idea. There’s gotta be some kind of mistake. That number CAN’T be right… It’s IMPOSSIBLE.
I PRAY that it’s wrong. Why? Because if it’s right (and it can’t be…), all I know is that I’m gonna be looking at defending myself in a “class action lawsuit” when those 20,000+ people get together and decide to prosecute me for filling their head with “Corten Craziness.”
Now… as I’m a Jew (hey, you all know that… right?) I’m used to persecution… so… bring it on! 😉
As a “Container Cult Leader…” I can only say that I’m just trying to “spread the word among the pilgrims…”
And, after all, somebody has to lead us to the “promised land…” huh? Might as well be me.
I’m gonna have to do some more homework on this one, because if I have a bunch of RSS “follower’s…” the rubes… 🙂 …
… then my “view” count (not my “bodycount”) should jump quite a bit, with each published post. And by gauging that, I can start compiling data that I might be able to find useful. You know, stuff like which posts do well and point to stuff I can fill your minds with, to further cloud the issues with facts. Wait… you’ll get the posts whether you want them or not, in an RSS situation, right? Oy Vey…
I wonder… Is “RSS post retrieval” considered some “other” kind of server action, thus it doesn’t actually get processed through a counter system I can see? Hell, I don’t know. All this is giving ME a headache.
So… back to the show;
As you probably already know my family has decided to irritate just about everyone on the planet, for daring to stray outside the box… by wanting to live in one. At least, that’s the neighbor’s consensus…
While the idiots… um… er… “authorities” in Mississippi continue to “debate” the merit of our home project, we’re helping other people (who fortunately live in areas where people are using theirs brains for something besides fertilizing their hair) build THEIR ISBU homes.
This is frustrating, but I’ll tell you, it definitely has moved us to looking beyond the borders of this backwater State, to find a suitable home, for our home. And that search continues, with vigor.
Why… just the other day I was talking about going out to the garage and loading up the car…
Yep, ‘leftover’ Corten Steel makes great panels for auto body work too! 🙂
And heading for greener pastures. But then I remembered… we ain’t even GOT a car, much less a garage.
But, we’re working on it… 🙂
When I’m not researching… I’m packing stuff up, just so we have a little bit more room around here. You’d be surprised just how much space this little tiny kid takes up…
Ever step on a Hot Wheels car in bare feet at 3am in the dark… trying to get to the bathroom? I’ve actually learned to suppress a scream of pain!
Now that’s a handy survival skill! Ole’ Freddie Kruger and his hatchet won’t know I’m hiding in the closet! 🙂
Where was I? Oh yeah…
Right now, I’m boxing up old DVD movies that we haven’t watched in a while… And…
I have a DVD of a cartoon movie called Titan AE…
… in that movie, “no-good rotten S.O.B.’s” blow up the earth, and the heroes (who barely escape the disaster as children) grow up to fight like dogs against the high-tech bad guys… until they finally overcome insurmountable odds, danger, death threats, and airline food… and create a new planet.
And, they named that planet… “Bob.”
And, I called it… you guessed it… “BOB.”
That’s short for “Bug Out Box” to those of you who aren’t savvy in “b@stardized survivalist lingo…”
Actually, a BOB is really a designation for a “bug out bag”, but we thought BOL (Bug Out Location) sounded stupid… 🙂
If we’d have titled this post “All About BOL” you wouldn’t have gotten it and we couldn’t have included both a reference to TITAN AE and a chance to further immortalize “the BOB” – Bob Vila…
And, I got a lot of heat for it. Surprisingly, I got even more heat than I anticipated. But, most of it wasn’t from people claiming I’d ambushed Intershelter’s polycarbonate dome project…
And, it wasn’t from people who were mad because I took the “name of Bob in vain…” 🙂
All Hail “THE Bob.”
It was from people who thought that an Emergency Shelter that only enclosed 300 square feet was a dead end!
Now, I’m betting these same people pack up the SUV and go camping in the summertime, in a tent or even an RV that is MUCH smaller than the octagonal shelter that I suggested could be built… for pennies on the dollar, compared to “off-the-shelf” housing solutions.
Lemme see… the average 9’x10′ is only 90 square feet, with no room to go UP. Even if it’s something cool like this:
It’s not gonna be more than about 120 square feet…
But wait! There’s MORE!
f “your tent has wheels…” the national average for RV’s is right at about 20′ (according to national auto insurance surveys I read) and we all know that the maximum width for an RV is right at about 8′.
Ya like that curly-cue “I” thingy? I just wanted to demonstrate how much style and sophistication I possess… I just usually don’t waste it on “the likes of you!” 😉
So, there’s 160 square feet, plus a loft or two, maybe. 200 square feet, tops. And, I guarantee you that RV or trailer is gonna cost you way more than $6200, if you bought anything with any quality built into it.
So, from where I’m standing, 310 square feet sounds pretty luxurious. But just for the sake of argument, let’s see where this “dead-end” octagon get’s you.
If you build it the way I described it, you have this:
It’s 310 “clear-spanned” square feet, to cut up any way you please. I could easily sleep 12 men in there, if I had to. And, I’d have room for all of their gear.
But, if you delete just one wall, and “you did the math….” (remember the “pop quiz?”) you’ll install a 20′ shipping container into that pre-engineered 8′ x9.6″ opening, and you have this:
Now, if you were to put your kitchen, a storage pantry, and a bathroom into that 20′ “add-on,” all your plumbing would essentially be in the same place. There IS space for all three, you just have to get creative.
Build a galley kitchen and you’ll get about 16′ of countertop out of that kitchen (8′ on each side), and a huge pantry right behind it. Your kitchen at home may not even be that large. Build that pantry “galley style” too (gaining yourself several deep shelves on each side), and you’ll have a passageway back to a big over-sized bathroom in the rear. Yes, a washing machine will fit in there, too. It’s not gonna be a cave, either. We’ll plug in some strip windows over the top of the kitchen and pantry to add some daylight.
The bathroom will get windows of it’s own, so it will be “bright and airy.” I guar-unnnn-tee!
NOTE: NO Dryer. It takes too much energy to dry clothes that way… especially when you’re making your own power or trying to make ends meet during hard times. Hang your clothes outside and let the sun work on ’em. They’ll smell better, too!
If you have to have a dryer, then just reduce the size of the pantry and put the washer and dryer across from each other, ya big wuss! 🙂
addendum: If you’re MADRIGORNE… I guess that you can have a dryer. Nobody likes doing “frozen clothing” aerobics. But no one, else… the rest of you are all “wussies…” 😉
Okay, back to the basics;
Now, you have a big open “gathering/sleeping room,” and a “kitchen wing.” And that ISBU connection was pretty easy, even for you! 😉
But wait! There’s MORE…
I bet you could do it a few more times. After all, an octagon has (8) sides, right?
So, instead of buying (1) 20′ container, and just hacking the doors off of it…
Buy (3) more 20′ High Cube containers. Don’t buy 40′ boxes and cut them up like we did the first time. You CAN do it, but it’s hard work. And, the building inspector will drive you crazy with requests for engineering formulas and “proof.” So let’s just spend a few more dollars, and get rid of a bunch of headaches. Okay? Okay? Hey! I’m talking to YOU. 😉
Now, you WILL have to modify your roof slightly, to allow for that new section of roof (over the new ISBU) to kiss it, but it will be well worth it. (I suggest putting a Hip Roof over the 20′ box sections. A Hip Roof is strong, durable, really weather resistant. I’d top it all off with Standing Seam Metal Roofing.)
And, hey… while you’re at it… weld the angled corner braces from the old wall sections to each side of the container openings, and you’ll get an incredibly (and I mean INCREDIBLY) strong box. After you do that, it’ll look like this:
Now, I went ahead and drew in some interior walls for you, but it’s just to demonstrate just how much room you end up with. Plugging those (4) sections of ISBU into the Octagon grants you the ability to house a pretty good sized family, and guarantee that everyone has their own space.
In the Master bedroom, note that there is a built-in shelving system (right across from the closet) that will hold pull-out baskets for clothes. It’ll hold 24 (1 cubic foot+) baskets – 2 for you, and 22 for her… After all, a man’s gotta have a place to put his socks and skivvies, right?
You’ll also get a coat closet (so that all your “survivalist friends” will think you’re “royalty”…) and an “office” right behind that, so you can jump on the computer and play games, to wile away the hours out of sight of your better half. After all, if she can see you, you’re not out doing chores, huh? 🙂
The configuration I’ve shown you would allow a family of 6 to live “out and away” for quite a while, in relative comfort. And, they could do it pretty affordably.
A nice place for Mom and Dad to bed down…
Just add a well, a septic tank, a solar panel or two for hot water production, and an array of photovoltaic panels, or even a wind turbine for power (electricity) and you’d be “totally off-grid and definitely in style.”
If you want to go a step further, add a greenhouse and a water tank/cistern.
As you can see, it’s very “doable” by anyone that can use basic hand tools.
You could do this in your kid’s room REALLY easy.
And it’d happen fast, fast, fast…
It just might have to, ‘cuz my wife gets pretty P.O.’d with me sometimes… 😉
I gotta go now. I’m working on a project in a “borrowed” garage… And man, these plywood 4×8’s are heavy! 🙂
Stay tuned.
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23 MayMemorial Day, which was originally called “Decoration Day,” is a day of remembrance for those who have died in our nation’s service.
But where did it come from?
Although dozens of cities claim to be the birthplace of Memorial Day, my favorite attribution is the evidence that organized women’s groups in the South were decorating graves before the end of the Civil War: a hymn published in 1867, “Kneel Where Our Loves are Sleeping” by Nella L. Sweet carried the dedication;
“To The Ladies of the South who are Decorating the Graves of the Confederate Dead”
(Source: Duke University’s Historic American Sheet Music, 1850-1920)
Memorial Day was officially proclaimed on May 5th, 1868 by General John Logan, national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, in General Order No. 11. It was first observed on May 30th, 1868, when flowers were placed on the graves of Union and Confederate soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery.
In 1915, inspired by the poem “In Flanders Fields,” Moina Michael replied with her own poem:
We cherish too, the Poppy red
That grows on fields where valor led,
It seems to signal to the skies
That blood of heroes never dies.
But it saddens me that when you ask people what they’re going to do on Memorial Day lately, it seems like it’s just turned into another opportunity for “Beer and BBQ,” or an automobile “Blow-out” at the local car lot.
The traditional observance of Memorial day has decayed over the years. Many Americans nowadays have forgotten the meaning and even the traditions of Memorial Day. At many cemeteries, the graves of the fallen are increasingly ignored, and even neglected.
Thankfully, where I live (in this part of the South), this is not the case. At the Biloxi National Cemetery, it reminds me of growing up in Orange County, CA (a farming community when I was young), it almost looks like hundreds of fieldworkers picking produce, as legions of citizens place flags and flowers on the graves that cover the vast repository of our fallen. But this attending to graves, albeit touching, isn’t quite accurate either.
You see, most people don’t remember the proper flag etiquette for the day. While there are towns and cities that still hold Memorial Day parades, many have not held a parade in decades. And, some people think the day is for honoring any and all dead, and not just those fallen in service to our country.
Memorial Day is specifically placed, a day to honor those paid the ultimate price and gave all, in the service of our country.
But what may be needed to return the solemn, and even sacred, spirit back to Memorial Day is for a return to its traditional day of observance. Many feel that when Congress made the day into a three-day weekend in with the National Holiday Act of 1971, it made it all the easier for people to be distracted from the spirit and meaning of the day. As the VFW stated in its 2002 Memorial Day address:
“Changing the date merely to create three-day weekends has undermined the very meaning of the day. No doubt, this has contributed greatly to the general public’s nonchalant observance of Memorial Day.”
“To all that have fallen…
Mothers, Fathers, Sister and Brothers…
We grieve as you are sorely missed.
Until we are all reunited,
May you rest peacefully in G_d’s arms.”
G_d bless you all! Amen.
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